they say time never waits,but i dont wait for time
. ali, not alison. eventer. hockey. horses. skiing. psych. bones. jeff. jackpot. shebiscut. weirdo. idgaf. 9th grade. beaches. grouplove. teal.green eyes. 5'3. 14. straight. message me your dreams and ill give you an sarcastic answer.
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- phone: *rings*
- me: no
In case anyone didnt catch that, my reply to the last anon was sarcastic.
hahahahaha nice(:
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How the fuck do some people get girlfriends/boyfriends so easily. Like wtf, do you just create them in your basement or what
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ignoranceismanipulating asked:
Your horse is absolutely GORGEOUS BTW.
Your horse is absolutely GORGEOUS BTW.
he is a derp. seriously the most adhd animal ever known.
- Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
- Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
canada looks really broken
u ok canada
- Me before summer: Oh man this summer is gonna be the best. Holy shit i'm gonna fuck shit up and not give any fucks. YOLO NIGGA
- Me when it's summer: who wants to hang out lol
