• Me: Alright! Lets put on the bridle!
  • Horse: No, I am giraffe.

train-to-win:

plot twist: all those who say horseback riding isn’t a sport suddenly get educated and realize it is ranked the number 1 most difficult Olympic sport and the 3rd most dangerous sport in the world 

wait, what are the two other most dangerous sports?

(Source: live-love-jump)

  • parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
  • me: what do you wanna know